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Name: Penelope
Country: United States
State: Oklahoma
Metro: Norman
Birthday: 12/25/1975
Gender: Male


Interests: I like cedar bedding, peeing in peoples' hands, hiding behind shovels in the back yard, jumping to my death, sleeping under the water, corn, pellets, animals large enough to eat me in one bite, and Micah.
Expertise: Casually walking the wheel, Jeopardy answers, burrowing in cedar and often my own fecal matter, Quantum Physics, and the ladies.
Occupation: Executive
Industry: Construction


Message: message me


Member Since: 1/2/2006

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Tuesday, February 14, 2006


Friday, January 06, 2006

Currently Gaming
Mortal Kombat Deadly Alliance
By SVG Distribution
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listen, if you are gonna buy a hamster, don't run off into the sunset with some boyfriend and not come back for two days.  gah.  what's a hamster gotta do to get fed these days?

FEED ME!!!

Here are some pictures of the glory days, when I was fed:

In addition to my lack of food, my bedding is beginning to matt and I find that this beautful cage is quickly becoming a nesting hell-hole.  GET THE BEDDING OUT OF MY WHEEL!  Change my nasty-ass water!!  FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS SACRED AND HOLY!  PLEASE FEED ME AND CHANGE MY BEDDING!  I'm sleeping in my own waste!

 

that's all bitches.

-p-town


Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Currently Listening
And Then There Was X
By DMX
something badass and hardcore
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yo chickens.  i got a ball today.  holla.